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Pastimes : Don't Ask Rambi
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To: melinda abplanalp who wrote (34777)8/12/1999 9:08:00 PM
From: Gauguin  Read Replies (1) of 71178
 
According to this giant glow-in-the-dark grasshopper I bought, "Only male grasshoppers sing; female grasshoppers listen." (Or pretend to.)

And;

"Although grasshoppers are vegetarian, cannibalism may occur when high populations deplete the food supply." ("There's no need to bite my head off.")

And,

"Grasshoppers have large hearing organs in their abdomen."

Well.

So what.

The bad part is, I bought a stupid glow in the dark grasshopper. She's about 15 inches long. I thought I would nail her to a wall under a porch light or something. So people would wonder what it is.

I can't believe I get these stupid ideas. Now I wish I had my 5.00 back.

You really wore pink hot pants?
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