I know, I know... the thought of innocent little pet Ben being, well, you know... infected with HIV. I mean, I wonder how they .... never mind. Hope it wasn't in that Colorado prison. To be a killer's pet... OMG. Good thing he might be immune. Then there was the rumor that he was alive and well and giving a deposition to the SEC. That lifted my spirits, but alas it has not been confirmed. Instead we found that, ah... tombstone (gasp). Call it denial if you want, but I refuse to think that was him, it must have been a different Ben. I am thinking that Ben ran off to Brazil and found Dr. Judy Reavis. Maybe Ben has been laying internet lines in schools:
judyrat.com
Reavis knew rats. A radiation oncologist, she had spent many hours training rats in research labs. She knew they were smart, but she also knew it took patience to train them. She decided to have a go at it herself.
She even had a rat handy. A softie when it came to animals, Reavis had taken it in a rat left over from a research lab experiment a few months earlier. So far, the rat had had it easy. Living in Reavis' guest bathroom, it had developed a towel fetish, nibbling terrycloth through the cage. Reavis figured it was bored and needed a little exercise.
Oh, how I hope that is Ben. But I don't know about the towel fetish... |
