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Pastimes : ASK Vendit Off Topic Questions

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To: Venditâ„¢ who wrote (1391)8/16/1999 7:32:00 PM
From: Hubert Few  Read Replies (3) of 19374
 
Hello, a pleasance to make your acquaintanceship I'm shore....youze sed:

hate those pop ups ads don't you?

I hate it when you meet someone and they have one of those little LED display units planted in their forehead and every time you say the word "bean" a panoramic view of the NY City skyline appears in full techni-color. And then.....AND THEN, it turns out to be a SONY commercial and in fact the LED is not in someone's head but in the rearview mirror of your Hyundai and the sky-line is not really a sky-line at all but a piece of flesh torn from your scalp because you just rear-ended a 18-wheeler at 100+ mph and the entire digital tape that was once your conscious being is unwound spitting ones and zeros all over the interior or your life-support module causing you to reflect on the vast oneness of the universe and the cheapness of the servo mechanism that made your constant recollections in life but a memory instead of a full-blown reality sub-system....

Don't you hate it when that happens?

"Paging Mr. Sharkey, white courtesy telephone please"
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