I love it, thanks Pat lots of fun :-)))
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Communications carriers generally refuse to discuss their vendors at all, yet Ebbers publicly questioned
whether Lucent, which spent $20 billion of its stockholders' money to acquire Ascend earlier this year, has been managing that deal correctly.
Can't you just hear it?????
McGinn to his assistant: "That's Ejabat --- E - J - A - B - A - T. And that IS his number. He gave it to me a few months back. It has to be right!!! I need him NOW!!!"
Assistant: "Rich, that number has been disconnected ---"
McGinn: "Fu*&^%$!!!!!!!! Try his Antigua number --- and make it fast!!!"
Assistant: "Rich, I tried. The housekeeper says to try Monte Carlo."
McGinn: "Goddammit!!!! Where the hell is he?????"
Assistant: "Ringing. Stand by. . .
McGinn: "Well make it fast --- Bernie's on the other line. He wants an answer now. . ."
Assistant: "I got Francesca. She says to try Chamonix. Something about climbing Mont Blanc. . ."
McGinn: "Sh&^%$!!! If he's not there, try Maui . . . He has to be at one of his f*&^%$-ing homes. . . "
Assistant: "Try to relax. I'll let you know when I find him. . ."
McGinn: Fu*&^%$#@!!!!!!! I don't care if it takes all day. Tell him to get his skinny ass back to New Jersey right now!!!!"
McGinn to Ebbers: "No problem, Bernie, Morey's on his way as we speak. No. No. No. He's not going to let me down. He's on top of it. His guys are sharp. Don't worry about a thing. What
was that???? You're going to do WHAT???? No, no, that's not necessary. I know that software works. Morey promised. . . ">> |
