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To: FREAKAZOID who wrote ()	8/17/1999 4:52:00 PM
From: Vision21	Read Replies (2) of 2380

The car squealed to a stop at the hospital and a large object is pushed from the vehicle, which then squeals tires taking off. Moments later, a man staggers into the emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. He is rushed into an examining room where the doctor asks him, "What happened," while examining him. Between groans the doctor hears the following horrifying story. "Well, said the man. I was having a quiet <<groan round of golf with my wife. <<Unghh She sliced her ball into a pasture full of dairy cows. <Ahhhghgh We <ahhng both went through the fence to look for it. <<OUCH!! We had been looking for some time and I noticed one of the cows had something sticking out of its rear end. I snuck over to it and lifted up the tail....<<Ngghhh Sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball........ That's when I made an innocent mistake....<<Youch! " "What did you do? Get kicked by the cow?" asks the doctor. No, ahhhm well, I lifted the tail real high, and yelled over to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

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