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To: KZAP who wrote (3090)	8/18/1999 4:50:00 PM
From: Matt Brown	Read Replies (3) of 5041

For Southern People with Big Trucks, ONLY! You might be A Redneck Jedi if... You have ever spoken the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." this hits way to close to home! LOL Your Jedi robe is camouflage. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters. Wookies are offended by your B.O. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot." You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light. Randy Berg, are you read this?! LOL You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder. Guilty..the SOUTH WILL RISE! You have ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts. Nope, Just Lola <GGG> You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene. If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father . . . and your uncle." ROLFMBO --- Nice little breather for the day! FM

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