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Pastimes : One beer short of a six-pack.

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To: PROLIFE who wrote (7)8/18/1999 6:53:00 PM
From: c.horn  Read Replies (1) of 9
 
DIFFERENT DEFINITIONS

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running
late.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the
purpose of obtaining sex.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Tatyr: A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit
and the recipient who doesn't get it.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

Burglesque: A poorly planned break-in. (See: Watergate)

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all
these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
when they come at you rapidly.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS,
which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid & a butthole.
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