"NEWS ARTICLE" from an alternate universe...
BILL CLINTON
William Jefferson "Bubba" Clinton
Bubba Clinton, President and CEO of Bubba's Babes Video Productions, was slain in his home on the evening
of November 2, 1992.
Clinton, a native of Hope, Arkansas, was notorious for his X-rated videos and magazines, which specialized in
what he called "fat-bottom girls." Known by his childhood nickname, "Bubba" entered the adult entertainment
industry following his discharge from the U.S. Army, when he convinced his mother to mortgage her home in
order to buy a seedy strip club in nearby Hot Springs. Within a few years, his club newsletter became a
national publication, and he was able to parlay the notoriety it generated into a multi-media entertainment
giant.
Clinton eventually relocated to Southern California's San Fernando Valley, where he personally oversaw all
aspects of his company, paying special attention to the audition process for the steady stream of female
performers his videos required.
By the late 1980s, a radical underground movement known as "feminists," named Clinton "Number One
Enemy of Women." The "feminists," who blame all problems of modern life on men, despite nearly 200 years
of constitutionally-guaranteed equality, are a militia group known for their acts of violence against those they
deem "oppressors." A highly-placed leader of the movement, Hillary Rodham, has been named as the
assassin in the Clinton case in what appears to be a murder-suicide. Miss Rodham apparently smuggled a
bomb into Clinton's home under the pretense of auditioning for one of his productions. The bodies of Clinton
and Rodham were found in the decimated rubble of Clinton's jacuzzi.
------------------------------ submitted by Jim MacQuarrie, 5-3-98
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