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Technology Stocks : Dell Technologies Inc.
DELL 124.21-1.4%Feb 11 3:59 PM EST
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To: Chuzzlewit who wrote (139776)8/19/1999 7:50:00 AM
From: Sig  Read Replies (2) of 176388
 
Peace reigns again after long last in the pastures of the great Dell herd following the Mother of all battles outside Austin city limits.
For 6 months marauding bands of bears have plagued the herd
by throwing excrement over the fences, trampling the best grazing areas, and wounding those who stood too close to the margins of the fields.
But on August 17th, a concerted attack organized and lead by the Dell tribal leaders struck terror in the hearts of the bears who were running low on B&**^%t anyway. They ran off in desperation, left only with their customary small bags of gold and little else, to attack the homelands of others who appeared less able to defend themselves.
No one can say the bears were not warned, since Dan Niles(a friend of the herd) had given them fair warning that a day of reckoning was near.
Sig
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