Check this dude out. He answers posts with new threads. And he's cranky about it. Watch out, she's gonna blow...
First, you have to see this stock's weekly chart for the full effect. Max says this deal is going to 38 and "fairvalue" is 35. Maybe it split 3 for one yesterday or something.
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The first three threads:
Subject 29915
Started By:
Date: Aug 8 1999 6:55PM ET
08-04-1999
AVID Technology (AVID) recived an Upgrade from "Buy " to a
"Strong Buy" by ISAG. The target price into the next 12 mo. is set at
$38.
AVID is worldwide leader in video editing software. The revenue is
expected to double as a result of aggresive pricing in its product
range. The company has long term contracts with Sony, Tektronix and
several broadcasting and move producing companies.
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Subject 30035
Started By: Max
Date: Aug 14 1999 1:04PM ET
AVID Tech. is a "great buy" here. It was Upgraded to "Strong Buy"
and the target price was set at $38.
Just look at its market cap-$305 mil. They paid $280 mil. for
Softimage just 12m. ago. Is AVID worth $25 mil.??? This is a joke.
When the company became public 5 years ago it started at $25 per
share and since than the company grew by %600.
This will be a great money maker. The fairvalue of the stock is at
around $35.
On the top of this, the summer is the strongest season for them....Also
check the insider buying. The CEO bought at $15-17 a share, so this
should tell you something.
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Subject 30070
Started By: Max
Date: Aug 16 1999 10:47PM ET
GREAT BUY!!!!!
ONE OF THE BIGGEST MONEY MAKERS IN THE NEXT 3
MON.
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...and the 4th thread caught my attention;
Subject 30128
[thread title] TO ALL DARK MINDED PEOPLE ON "AVID" BOARD
Started By: Max
Date: Aug 18 1999 11:01PM ET
TO ALL OF YOU HARD MINDED AND HEADED PEOPLE ON
THIS MESSAGE BOARD:
1.) YOU ARE OFFICALY INVITATED TO MAY "PARTY OF
THE RICH AND HAPPY" AFTER I SELL HALF OF MY AVID
STOCK AT $26....
2.) MAKE SURE YOU ARE IN A GOOD MOOD.....
3.) NO DRESS CODE.
4.) SPECIAL TO THE "SHORTS": " I WILL HAVE $500 WORTH
OF FOOD STAMPS FOR YOU" P.S ONE TIME OFFER.
TO SIGN IN PLEASE CALL ME AT :(573) 450-1554 0R LEAVE A
MESSAGE( WITH A CALL BACK NUMBER).
BEST WISHES,
PETAR STAYKOV.
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I was forced to respond:
To: Max (0 ) (CoffeeShop)
From: Tastes Like Chicken
Wednesday, Aug 18 1999 11:16PM ET
Reply # of 1
Well, that makes four threads you have started for your deal that
fell off the edge of the earth and might recover at the End of Time.
The stock is dead, and your chips and dip are getting stale, dude.
I think you're being paid to hype the stock.
Does that make me a dark minded short?
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...and was rewarded with a new thread!
Subject 30130
[thread title] TO THE CHICKEN DUDE ON AVID'S POST
Started By: Max
Date: Aug 18 1999 11:38PM ET
CHICKEN DUDE,
YOU SAID IT YOUR SELF....YOU ARE A CHICKEN!!!!!!
AND MY FRIEND THIS BUSINESS IS NOT FOR
CHICKENS....THEY BELONG TO THE FARM'S, NOT WALL
STREET......
AND BY THE WAY I AM NOT GETING PAID FOR
ANYTHING.....CHICKEN...THIS IS MY VIEW POINT AND IF
YOU HAVE DIFFERENT OPINION-GREAT...BUT MY ADVISE
FOR YOU IS TO SIGN FOR THE PARTY....SO BE COOL
CHICKEN AND DO NOT CREATE TO MUCH NOISE FOR
NOTHING....AS ALL CHICKENS DO ANYWAY....
BEST WISHES
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I liked the "if you have a different opinion, great" part. Well, battle was joined, and I posted this:
To: Max (0 ) (CoffeeShop)
From: Tastes Like Chicken
Thursday, Aug 19 1999 8:22AM ET
Reply # of 2
That's MISTER The Chicken Dude, to you, Spike.
Not getting paid for anything? That's tough, dude.
Is that how you got the food stamps, and why you can't buy a damn
membership, or is it because you can't read a chart?
It's not my fault your stupid stock imploded, sir. It's your fault
because you bought it.
For your next thread, I have a couple of possible titles:
Please Help, I Can't Seem To Write A Post
I'm Taking Up Space, So You Owe Me Money
When I get to 10 AVID Threads, It Will Go Up, Oh Yes, And Then
You Will Be Sorry, Yes You Will, Really Sorry, You People, So There
BAD SPELING, ALL CAPS, NO MONEY, NO SENSE OF HUMER,
YOUR FAULT, AND WATER BALOONS FRUM SPACE - WHAT'S
THE CONNECTION?
If You Post On My Thread, I'll Start Another Thread
Free Memberships - Threat Or Menace?
Will Make Bad Stock Calls For Food
Yours sincerely,
Mr. The Chicken Dude To You.
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...and you'll NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!
Subject 30143
[thread title] TO MR CHICKEN BRAINS
Started By: Max
Date: Aug 19 1999 12:29PM ET
DEAR CHICKEN BRAINS,
MY FRIEND , FIRST THE MEMBERSHIP IS FOR THE IDIOTS
THAT DO NOT HAVE PERSONAL OPINION....YOU
PROBABLY, ALSO ARE A MEMBER OF YOUR COUNTRY
CLUB WHERE YOU AND OTHER CHICKENS GET TO SHIT
TOUGHETHER ON THE WEEKENDS....COOL...
SECOND IF YOU AT MY AGE HAD HALF OF THE MONEY I
AM WORTH YOU WHERE GOING TO BE HAPPY
CAMPER...BUT SORRY YOU ARE JUST MISTER CHIKEN
....CHEAP...MY FRIEND VERY CHEAP.
SO CHICKEN BRAINS ...BE COOL AND WORRY ABOUT MY
MONEY SITUATION....
BEST WISHES,
"WELL OF" PETAR.
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I figure Admin Bob will poof them all now, so I wanted you to see them. But the thing is: this is too weird. This dude can't make a post, he can only make threads. I think he has the free coffee shop membership and maybe there is a thing there that tells you how to make a thread. So he doesn't realize what he is doing.
I hope that's it. Because if not, he's in the Kiddy Area of the gene pool, and that is kinda scary in a way. But at least he did put "Mr." in the last thread title. This means he can read.
best wishes,
MR THE CHICKEN BRAINS TO YOU |
