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To: ToySoldier who wrote (28400)	8/19/1999 1:52:00 PM
From: LindyBill	Read Replies (1) of 74651

Contraceptive99® Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating every aspect of American life with the introduction of Contraceptive99®, a suite of applications designed for users who engage in sex. Microsoft has been a pioneer in peer-to-peer connectivity and plug and play. It believes these technologies will give it substantial leverage in penetrating the copulation enhancement market. The product addresses two important user concerns: the need for virus protection and the need for a firewall to ensure the non-propagation of human beings... While Contraceptive99® does not address non-traditional copulatory channels, future plug-ins are planned for next year. They will be known as BackDoor, AuraLee, TitElation, and JerkOff.

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