Bulls vs Bears.
Two Bears boarded an airplane. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a Bull got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Bears. The Bull kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Bear in the window seat said," I think I'll get up and get a coke." "No problem," said the Bull, "I'll get it for you."
While he was gone, one of the Bears picked up the Bull's shoe and spat in it. When the Bull returned with the drink, the other Bear said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too." Again, the Bull obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other Bear picked up the other shoe and spat in it.
The Bull returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Bull slipped his feet into his shoes and knew instantly what had happened. "How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting between our professions? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?" |
