Bob is a regular guy and he is out at a local bar
one night having a good time. Jack, the bartender
and owner of the bar, offered him another drink
and as he did Bob spoke up.
'Hey Jack, you're a betting kinda man aren't
ya?'
'Maybe Bob, what did ya have in mind.'
'Well Jack, I will bet you $1,000 that I can put a
shot glass at the end of your bar and piss into it
without spilling a drop.'
Jack thought to himself, 'This guy must be a
complete moron. There is no way he is gonna make
that. This is gonna the easiest grand I've ever
made.'
'Okay Bob. your're on.'
Jack walked down to the other end of the bar and
positioned a shot glass on the end. He walked
back behind the bar and said, 'Okay Bob, Let's see
what you got.'
Bob unzipped his fly and staring pissing all
over the walls, over the bar top, all over the
bottle of booze, and all over Jack. Jack roared
with laughter and almost fell over. Then he
noticed that Bob was sitting at the bar smiling.
'What are you smiling at jackass, you just lost
$1,000.'
'Well Bob, ya see that guy over there in the
cowboy hat writing out a check.'
'Yeah, what about him.'
'Well I just bet him $10,000 that I could piss all
over your bar, your walls, your booze and you, and
not only wouldn't you be mad, you would laugh
hysterically about it.' |
