<< "George Bush has given a half a dozen
different answers today to this story," Jay Leno said Thursday night. >>
I can just picture GWB as President.
Reporter: Mr. President, there is a rumor that, moments ago, you launched a nuclear missile towards China. Is that true?
GWB: I am not answering that question. I am not going to get into that type of a game!
Reporter: But, Mr. President, there are sightings of what could be missiles heading towards China.
GWB: Well.......... I might've ordered a missile or two towards China, but that wasn't moments ago, it was quite a while ago during a youthful indiscretion.
Reporter: Mr. President, do you know how long ago, and how many times missiles were launched?
GWB: Now you news guys are making me mad! You are always looking into a man's personal life. You have no right to know about my missile habits! Anyway, that was a long time ago.
Reporter: We have just heard that three nuclear missiles have just landed and exploded in China. What do you know about this, and what is that white power that you have on your nose? |
