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To: Michael E. Baldino who wrote (43)	8/23/1999 5:50:00 PM
From: Michael E. Baldino	Read Replies (2) of 48

Got this in my e-mail today.......... Something To Offend Damn-Near Everyone. . . Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? They're hiring. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? Because they're not going to work in the future, either. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying, "Yo" What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp. Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*k? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO*! What's the Cuban national anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

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