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To: Roy F. Baker who wrote (23591)8/23/1999 10:25:00 PM
From: VIPER85730  Read Replies (2) of 40688
 
Roy,

Thanks for the laughs! Here's one back at ya!

VIPER-------<

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Jane, tired of her life, decided to go and join a convent.
Mother Superior told her "You must realize that this is a VERY strict order. There is much hard work to do and you are only allowed to speak TWO WORDS every TEN YEARS! Jane said "Mother Superior, I've heard it all before and I have nothing to say anyhow. I'd really like to join if you'll have me here". So she joins the convent and 10 years later, Mother Superior pays her a visit and says "How are you, my child"? Jane says "Food's cold"! Mother Superior says "Well, we can fix that". And for the next 10 years the food was warmer. And on her 20th anniversary, Mother Superior again asked her "How are you, my child"? To which Jane answered "Room's cold"! Mother Superior answered "Well, we can fix that" and for the next 10 years her room was warmer.
And on her 30th anniversary, Mother Superior asked her again, "How are you, my child"? Jane screamed "I QUIT!"
Mother Superior gave her a stern look and said "GOOD!!! That's all you've done is BITCH ever since you got here!"
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