Prior to her trip to Texas, Virginia had confided to her sorority
sisters
she had three goals for her trip the Lone Star State.
She had wanted to taste some real Texas Barbecue, take in a bona fide
Texas Rodeo and have sex with a Texan.
Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared.
"Let me tell you, Buffy," she confided, "they have an indigenous bush
down
there called Mesquite - and when they slow cook that brisket over that
mesquite wood, wow! That beef not only melts in your mouth, the taste
is
beyond belief! And the men? I went to a real rodeo. Talk about
athletes!
These guys wrestle real full-grown bulls like in Spain. Except they
ride
a
horse at full gallop, throw a rope on these huge bulls, then jump off
the
horse and literally grab the bulls by the horns and throw them to the
ground, and tie 'em up. And that's not all! It's a race! They ALL do it
and
only the fastest gets prize money!"
"Virginia! Come on, tell us! You said you wanted to make love to a
Texan!
What happened?"
"Well," Virginia admitted, "I'll admit, I was tempted, but when I was
at
the rodeo and I saw the outline of the condoms in the back pocket of
those
Texan's jeans, I changed my mind!"
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