Oh Steve, here's a flash bulletin for you.
After CNN saw your shameless-yet-baseless attack on me, they called and wanted me to pass this message onto you: YOU'RE HIRED! They said they particularly admired your ability to take a mundane event (a simple internet post) and transform it into a fire-rod. You are merely days away from rubbing elbows with folks just like you. Believe me, Steve, these people actually DIG people like yourself who can take nothing and transform it into a liberal agenda.
There are only two drawbacks to this development:
1.) You'll have to pull yourself away from that fireside event where you and several other know-nothings gather around to nitpick the inequities in life, while singing "Koombaya."
2.) You won't ever be able to post on SI with any dignity. Well, come to think of it, that had nothing to do with your new job at CNN. That was a function of you posting such a stupid, racially- motivated post on this thread. Nice try...perhaps your schtick works for goofs like Geraldo and Rev. Al Sharpton, but mainstream America sees you as The Problem. Didn't your mom and dad teach you ANYTHING?
The good news is, of course, your lifetime dues to the JFK, Jr. Admiration Society, as well as that dubious clan known as "Anti-Mensa" (people with zero IQ) are paid in full.
As I said earlier, send me your address and I'll gladly reimburse you for the Kleenex you used while crying over my JFK Jr posts.
Yer pal,
Gary |
