SAME OLD, SAME OLD
A 60 year old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor
told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with
you. Why, you might live forever; you have the body of a 35 year
old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?"
The 60 year old responded, "Did I say he was dead?" The doctor
was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?"
The 60 year old responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he
still goes skiing three times a season and surfing three times
a week during the summer."
The doctor couldn't believe it! So he said, "Well, how old was
your grandfather when he died?"
The 60 year old responded again, "Did I say he was dead?"
The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are
60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive?
Is your grandfather very active?"
The 60 year old said, "He goes skiing at least once a season and
surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that," said the
patient, "my grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he is
getting married again."
The doctor said, "At 106 years why on earth would your grandfather
want to get married?"
His patient looked up at the doctor and said, "Did I say he
wanted to?"
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