The "gas grill"
A couple had been married 20 years or so. One afternoon they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, "Honey, your butt is getting big. I bet it's as big as the gas grill now." The husband, feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick, measured the grill & then measured his wife's butt. "Yep, he said, "Just what I thought, just about the same size!" The wife got very incensed & decided to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside & didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day.
That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife, and said, "How about it honey? How about a little lovemaking?" The wife rolled over & turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.
"What's the matter?" he asked. She replied, "Surely you don't think that I am going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie, do you?" |
