wow...heavy press..everyone stay focused now...trading is the game, not personalities!!
Hey, did you hear about the guy who walked out of a 7-11 carrying his coffee and saw a rather unusual funeral procession?
Here was one hearse, followed by another, followed by a guy walking his dog, followed by 220 guys on foot....
Upon seeing the slow, non-traditonal procession, the guy hesitantly approached the fellow walking his dog and asked, ever so delictately "excuse me, but this is one of the most unusual funeral processions I have seen...may I ask, in this most difficult time, what happened here?
The fellow responded: "well, the first hearse contains my wife...unfortunately, my dog went beserk and attacked her..."
Oh my god, replied the bystander,.."well who is in the second hearse?"
To which the widower replied: "that's my mother-in-law, who went to the aid of my wife but unfortunately the dog turned on her too..."
Ever so respectfully, the bystander replied..."during this difficult time, could I possibly help out by walking your dog for you?"
The widower, now feeling slightly exasperated and casting a furtive glance behind him, quietly replied "oh sure, buddy, but you'll have to stand in line"... |
