>Subject: A friend sent this.....interesting
>
>CHILDREN'S BILL OF RIGHTS
>
>
> My son came home from school one day
> with a silly grin on his face,
> He thought he was smarter than me, his mom,
> and he thought he could put me in my place.
>
> HE SAID:
> Guess what I learned in Civics Two
> that's taught by Mr. Wright,
> It's about the laws of the land, today,
> it's called THE CHILDREN'S BILL OF RIGHTS.
>
> IT SAYS:
> That I don't have to clean my room,
> I don't even have to cut my hair,
> Nobody can tell me what I can eat
> or choose the clothes I wear.
>
> IT SAID:
> Freedom of speech is my constitutional guarantee,
> and it's my choice of what I read, or what I watch on
T.V.
> I have the freedom of religion, and regardless of what
you say,
> I don't have to ask your God for help-I don't have to
pray.
>
> IT SAID:
> I can wear an earring in my ear,
> and if I want to-I can pierce my nose,
> It's my choice if I so desire,
> to tattoo Satan's numbers-across my toes.
>
> Hey, if ever again you try to spank me,
> I will charge you with the crime,
> And I can back up all my charges,
> with the marks on my behind.
>
> HE SAID, NOW:
> Don't ever touch my body again,
> this body of mine is for me to use,
> And not for your hugs and kisses and stuff,
> that's just another form of child abuse.
>
> HE CONTINUED WITH:
> And stop trying to fill my head with morals,
> like your mama did to you,
> Things like that are called mind control,
> and that's illegal too!
>
> Mom, I have these children's rights,
> you can't do a thing to me,
> I can call the children's services,
> better known as C.S.D.
>
> MY TURN!
> My very first impression was,
> to toss this boy right out the door,
> But here was a chance to teach him a lesson,
> for once and for ever more.
>
> I took my time and mulled it over,
> but something like this I couldn't let go,
> This kid of mine didn't realize,
> that he was messing with a pro!
>
> AND AWAY WE GO!
> The next day we went shopping,
> very much to his dismay,
> I didn't buy him 501s
> or shirts designed by Nike.
>
> I had called and talked to the C.S.D.,
> they said that they didn't really care,
> If I bought him Volume shoes,
> or a pair of Nike Airs.
>
> AND THEN:
> I canceled his appointment with DMV,
> so he could test his driving SKILLS,
> I'd probably be dead by now for sure,
> if only looks could kill!
>
> I SAID:
> By-the-way, I don't have time to stop and eat,
> or pick up stuff for you to munch,
> I think you should follow C.S.D.'s advice,
> and make yourself a big sack lunch.
>
> So, you say what? That you're not hungry,
> that you can wait til dinner time?
> Well, I am fixing liver and onions,
> cause that's a favorite dish of mine.
>
> Can we stop to get a movie,
> so you can watch it on the VCR?
> Goodness no! I sold what was your T.V.,
> and bought four new tires for my car.
>
> I also rented out your room,
> sorry, you really don't need a bed,
> All I really have to do for you,
> is put a roof over your head.
>
> As long as I have to buy your clothes,
> and the food that you must eat,
> The money I gave you for an allowance,
> is going to buy me something neat.
>
> No more eating after we shop,
> no more joking along the way,
> Son, I too have a BILL OF RIGHTS,
> that goes into effect today.
>
> What's the matter, why are you crying?
> What are you doing down on your knees?
> Why are you asking God to help you,
> instead of C.S.D.?
>
>
> Author Unknown |
