LURKERS' CORNER:
The following from a friend who sends me jokes all the time, is a FNTN stockholder, does not read this board, occasionally asks me what is going on with FNTN, and did not state that this is for Lurkers' Corner but I got such a laugh out of this that I am sharing this joke with no reflection on FNTN etc: Harry
-------------------CORPORATE LESSONS-----------------------------
Lesson number one
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the
crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below
the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit
and ate it.
Moral of the story is: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very high up.
Lesson number two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well,
why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're
packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after
eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a
fortnight, there was the turkey proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the
tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you
there.
Lesson number three
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the boss. The brain
said, " I should be boss because I control the whole body's responses and
functions." The feet said, " We should be boss because we carry the brain
about and get it to where it wants to go." The hands said, " We should be
the boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went
on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the excrement
sphincter spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the excrement
sphincter being the boss. So the excrement sphincter went on strike,
blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became
crossed and began to pop, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart
and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided
that the excrement sphincter should be the boss, so the motion was passed.
All the other parts did all the work while the boss just sat and passed out
the shit!
Moral of the story: You don't need talent to be boss - any as*hole will do.
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