A bus stops to let on a passenger. This
attractive lady steps onto the bus and puts her
right thumb to her nose and wiggles her fingers
without saying a word. The bus driver puts his
right thumb to his nose and his left thumb to the
palm of his right hand and wiggles all eight of
his fingers. The woman then looks a bit confused
and in silence grabs her boobs! The bus driver in
a growing lack of patience grabs his balls, the
woman then turns around, grabs her ass and struts
off the bus!!
A frequent passenger who sits at the front of the
bus looks to the driver, and says, 'Tom, I've been
riding your bus for quite a few years now and I've
never seen anything as vulgar as this! I'm going
to have to ride a different route!'
Tom, the driver looks to the woman sitting in the
front seat and replies, 'You are mistaken, that
woman was deaf. She asked me if this bus was
headed for 5th. street, I said, 'no, 10th street.'
She asked if it went to the Dairy Mart, I told her
that it went to the ball park and she said, 'crap,
I'm on the wrong bus' and left.' |
