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To: Zbyte who wrote (1562)	9/2/1999 9:36:00 AM
From: Susie924	of 2380

Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met. The Right Choice > >There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it >finally came down to Thomas and Peter. Both graduated with highest honors. >Both came from excellent families. Both were equally attractive and >well spoken. > >Finally, the senior partner had to make a decision, so she took each >aside and asks, "Why did you become a lawyer?" In seconds, she chooses >Peter. > >Baffled, Thomas takes Peter aside. "I don't understand why I was rejected. >When Ms. Stein asked me why I became a lawyer, I said that I had the >greatest respect for the law, and that I'd lay down my life for the >Constitution and that all I wanted was to do right by my clients. What in >the world did you tell her?" > >"I said I became a lawyer because of my hands," Thomas replies. > >"Your hands? What the heck do you mean?" > >"Well, I took a long look one day and there wasn't any money in either of >them!" > >---------------- >

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