That's good to hear, Rambi. I was worried he would go blind and his eyeball pop out or something. Their eyes get really.... oh, nevermind.
We need to have some kind of cattle chute for cats. A "cage." They go in this way and their heads are stuck in there and you have to push them back out with a potato masher. Or the whole thing compresses around them like an orange juicer.
That's the closest handle-squishing thing I can think of. Maybe because I have four of them, and really like to torque down on those hapless oranges. What oranges ever did to me, I don't know. Substituting cat for that sounds about right.
We have one who can't be restrained. Even if you compress a towel down to her size, around her, like a straight-jacket, she is incredibly strong and will wiggle around in there like Houdini and leak out one end and rip your face off and eat it outside. You have to wear goggles and welding gloves, but you'll give up anyway.
Fifty dollars is a lot, but guilt is more.
Pets. What a concept.
Someone knew, in the beginning, it was a bad idea.
It's ~ probably ~ a girl's fault.
So you deserve it, imo. |
