Butterscotch and red, huh. Inflamed eyeball. Greasy spots. Well, that's a bad day, for a cat.
I don't like Persians. I'm sorry, but not really sorry. And cats should never wear jewelry.
That is not a cat. It is an exo-stuffed animal.
Cats should be mixed variety. Cat shows are interesting, but I think, these are not cats. I don't know what they are. Animals.
It is okay for cats to be in baby strollers, dressed up.
We used to have Bob The Weather Cat, here. He wore something new every day, and with utmost patience and dignity. On TV.
Cats should come from the melange, the toss-up, the hat. They should be orange, tiger, and pinto. Long and short hair. Oh, black too.
They should be about this big, and have only hints of real contained genetic features, like Abyssinnia. Calico's are good. Big paws are really nice. Good markings in the wrong places are excellent. They should be confusable from a distance in low light with somebody else's confuser. Squeaky meows are nice.
"Rubbers" are good. And sprawlers. Chutzpah is good. Cuteness is nice.
Persians are really Pomeranians. |
