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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions

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To: Susie924 who wrote (1565)9/3/1999 1:46:00 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 2380
 
These two guys had each just gotten divorced and they
swore they would never have anything to do with women
again. They were best friends and they decided to move
up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never
look at a woman again.

They got up there and went into a trader's store and
told him, "Give us enough supplies to last two men for
one year."

The trader got the gear together and on top of each
one's supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with
fur around the hole.

The guys said "What's that board for?"

The trader said, "Well, where you're going there are no
women and you might need this."

They said "No way! We've sworn off women for life!"

The trader said," Well. take the boards with you, and
if you don't use them I'll refund your money next year.

"Okay," they said and left.

Next year this guy came into the trader's store and
said, "Give me enough supplies to last one man for one
year."

The trader said "Weren't you in here last year with a
partner?"

"Yeah" said the guy.

"Where is he?" asked the trader.

"I shot him" said the guy.

"Why?"

"I caught him in bed with my board."
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