ABOUT TO TEE OFF
A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his
shoulder and a man handed him a card that read "I am a deaf mute. May I play
through, please?"
The first man angrily gave the card back, and communicated that "No, he may
NOT play through, and that his handicap did not give him such a right."
He then teed up his ball, and with a mighty swing of his
pitching wedge lobbed the ball right on the green for a par 3. Just as he
was about to put the ball into the hole he was hit in the head with a golf
ball, laying him out cold.
When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around & saw the deaf mute
sternly looking at him, one hand on his hip, the other hand holding up 4
fingers. |
