I call 'em "Frankenstein tits." Never seen them in a porno movie, but I've perused plastic surgery magazines at medical libraries, sorta window-shopping. By and large, the "after" shots look like Frankenstein's monster, and these are the ones the docs are *proud* of, enough to show off in Plastic Surgery.
A friend of mine used to be married to a lady who had them, and he said that they never sag, even when she's lying flat on her back, they stick straight up. OTOH, some of the saddest clients I've ever had are the guys who bought a pair for the wife right before she left him. I asked one guy how they looked, and he responded, wistfully, "they looked FANTASTIC." |
