A manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet, polite and attractive.
One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When she left
the room, she said courteously, "Oh, sir, did you know that your barracks
door was open?"
He did not understand her remark but later on happened to look down and saw
that his zipper was open.
New Secretary
He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling her in, he asked,
"By the way, Miss Jenson, when you saw my barracks door open this morning,
did you also see a soldier standing at attention??
The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why, no sir, all I saw was a
little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags!" |
