Neo -- I feel pretty/and witty/ and.....nope.....I think I'll stop right there.
Think your quiz would better reflect reality by changing two questions.
Ordering steak? The guy still ordering steak on a regular basis when he goes out, may also have a pack of cigarettes/rolled up in his t-shirt sleeve (Rapid Roy the Stock Car Boy, if memory serves). Dead cow is a treat but not so often in the great bloody chunks we used to enjoy.
You got me thinking though.....historically speaking.....there was a time when they were part of many a special occasion. What was the best steak you ever had.
I've had some damn good water buffalo, described as Kobe beef, in Southeast Asia.
Once, in Tokyo, a BSD from the Japan Defense Agency took me to a place (no sign on the door, no guidebook listing, no menu) that served real Kobe steaks.
And how's this for double macho pts.....both of us had a "server" in traditional formal kimono who knelt at our side throughout the meal (I HATE sitting on the floor at those low tables) and, for the most part, fed us like we were babes in high chairs. The thing I remember most was this great slab of meat off to the side and a large hot stone on the table in front of me. The server would cut the steak into bite size bits, cook them on the stone and then deliver them via chopsticks to the drooling hole in my face with a bow! If God's a woman, I may burn in hell for that one!
The other question concerned the SI swimsuit issue. Who cares? If a person wants to see some skin, I've heard rumors it can be found right here on the net. Is that true?
I await version III of the Neocon, Are-You-a-Suitable Candidate-for-a-Sex-Change-Operation questionnaire. |
