Having A Really Bad Day
So, there's this guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at
his drink... staring into the glass... deep in thought
He stays like that for half-an-hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next
to him, grabs the drink, and drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says,
"Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you
another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life.
First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting.
My boss, outrageous, fired me on the spot. When I left
the building and headed to my car, I found out it was
stolen. The cops said they could do nothing.
So, I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the
cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my
whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife
was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to
this bar. And then I was finally going to end it all, you
show up and grab my glass and drink my poison..."
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