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Pastimes : CNBC -- critique.
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To: PMS Witch who wrote (3646)9/8/1999 7:43:00 PM
From: R.E.B.  Read Replies (1) of 17683
 
Good points all of them. But I was not worried about breaking the skin (as I will be wearing a Geraldo Rivera Halloween mask) but the board I had in mind was some good ole' Texas pine.

Vita: "All you need is one share of stock"

R.E.B.: "Will you please shut up Vita?"

Vita: "You can pick from the top companies"

R.E.B.: "Vita, we are sick and tired of your dumb-ass commercial."

Vita: "These companies have been paying dividends for a thousand years."

R.E.B.: "Vita, I'm not going to ask you again."

Vita: "See how easy it is to trade without a broker"

R.E.B. gets into his Mark McGuire "home run commin'" position and takes aim for the big crack between Vita's two front teeth... WACK ! WACK ! As Vita's head does a "360" shrapnel flies everywhere. The 2x4 of Texas pine is no match for Vita's hard head - one of Vita's teeth strikes R.E.B. in the forehead (not to worry, R.E.B. is O.K.). Vita does a swan dive into the carpet of her recording studio...THUD! As she falls, she takes about 500 copies of her stupid newsletter with her. The room is a complete mess. R.E.B. wipes his prints off the board, takes off his Geraldo Rivera halloween mask, and leaves the room to a heros welcome. The applause is deafening. "Hip-Hip-Ho-Ray" chants the crowd as R.E.B. walks slowly through the crowd shaking hands. CNBC, as we know it, is saved.
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