Sounds kind of pathetic.
So before, I was posting as I bought, but that didn't work because people were getting my stocks and I was left watching the rocket leave the launce pad.
So then I posted after I got my confirm, and watched them head for the moon, then a guidance malfunction and crash to earth.
Now I need to post my stocks before I buy so that people will cause them to tank and I can buy them real cheap. sheesh
EVERYONE GO TO YOUR REFRIGERATOR, PULL UP A CHAIR, OPEN THE DOOR AND STUDY EVERYTHING IN THERE. THEN PULL OUT THE LIGHTBULB, TURN OUT THE LIGHTS, CLOSE YOUR EYES, WALK TO THE FRIDGE, OPEN THE DOOR AND PULL OUT THE MUSTARD.
THEN THE MILK
THEN THE PICKLES
THEN GO OUT AND MEASURE THE LENGHT OF YOUR GRASS. AND AGAIN TOMORROW, AND THE NEXT DAY, AND THE NEXT, AND WHEN IT HAS GROWN 1 INCH, CUT IT.
THEN GO TO THE LICENCE BUREAU AND WAIT IN LINE. WHEN YOU GET TO THE FRONT, WISH THE EMPLOYEE A GOOD DAY AND LEAVE
THEN GO TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE AND DO THE SAME
If you haven't killed anyone, come back to the thread.... |
