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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions

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To: Susie924 who wrote (1592)9/9/1999 10:39:00 AM
From: Barney   of 2380
 
Stumbling Drunk

A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a
key in his hand.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help
you sir?"

"Yesssh! Ssssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man
replies.

The cop asks, "Where was the car the last time you saw
it?"

"It wassss at the end of thisssss key!" the man replies.

About that time the officer looks down to see that the
man's "thing" is
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks
the man, "Sir, are
you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

The man looks down woefully and without missing a beat,
moans "OHHH
God....they got my girlfriend too!"
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