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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Susie924 who wrote (1558)9/10/1999 2:39:00 PM
From: Barney   of 2380
 
Waiting for A Blind Date

Fred got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and to his amazement and joy, was as lovely and sweet as his friend Michael had promised.

"I'll be ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't you play with Ginger while you're waiting? She does wonderful tricks. She'll roll over, shake hands, sit up and if you make a hoop with your arms, like this, she'll jump through."

The dog followed Fred out onto the balcony and started rolling over. Fred made a hoop with his arms and sure enough,Ginger jumped right through -- and over the balcony railing...Just then Fred's date walked out.

"Isn't little Ginger the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen?"

"To tell the the truth," he replied, "she seemed a little depressed to me."
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