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To: Carolyn who wrote (4080)9/10/1999 8:37:00 PM
From: Joana Tides  Read Replies (1) of 7442
 
MUSTARDPIECE THEATRE -
(Maybe it could be in Our Movie)
first a word from Our Sponsor
"Pardon Me Do You Have Any Grey Poupon?" "O Yes Of Course"
"Would You Please Pass It To Me" "O Yes Of Course" "Thank You, Sir" "You're Quite Welcome Sir, Quite Welcome"
Script-
Marquis de Ferrari's Follies - Act I of ?
#reply-11217930 (Quiet On The Set)
5...4...3...2...1... Roll 'em....
"Poh!Poh!Poh!" sputters Sir Molly while half-laugh/half-coughing into a lace-edged handkerchief so as not to cause unsightliness around the Club Chairs by causing flecks of white wig powder of the other gentlemen to be disturbed by The Force Of His Wind... "Prithee Tell Us Dear Sir to just which inadequacies exactly are you making reference? Our Club Chef was supplying Us with The Most Excellent Mustard by Commission to HRH The Queen and here now we find this barbaric Orange Concoction from The Colonies @ bonesuckin.com Being Passed Off for embellishment of Our frankfurters instead when Lord Lenny just did politely Excused Himself before asking Us as a Gentleman would indeed "Pardon Me Do You Have Any Grey Poupon"?
"Bosh and Tiddlywinks Dear Fellow, Poh Poh Poh You Say, Indeed" is Baron Bullwinkle's indignant answer "Surely you misunderstood the meaning of My Old Bean, when One was discussing the merits of a Sports Car SOX stock not whether it's yellow or orange gunk that should be spread on Sausages served at The Club it's not to be compared as inadequate for the relish! PohPohPOH & Hmmmmphfff!!" So then All Seated At Table laugh/cough/snicker nervously into their lace handkerchiefs "Poh Poh Poh" clattering silver against porcelain and crystal in embarassment until Old Willard hears the silence and enters in his tattered smoking jacket and slippers carrying the crested silver salver and snippers. When he mercifully suggests They All adjourn to The Periodicals Library for some brandy & cigars round the Handcarved Antique Goldplated Working Tickertape they say "YesYes Let's Do" "Jolly Good" "Oh No My Dear Fellow, After YOU!" and "PohPohPoh".
(2B Continued? .... Anybody?)
END ACT I AllRightsReserved 9/10/99 screenname JT (x sig.)
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