Weekend OT: From the land of fruits and NUTS!
Perhaps most important, it's reassuring to know that all those Slo vakian teens, far away though they may be, will learn that Sylvester Stallone's mother, Jackie, who's previously dabbled in astrology, has moved on to what she calls "Rumpology," the supposedly ancient art of reading prints made from inking a person's posterior. "[It] goes right back to the time of Nostradamus," asserts Jackie Stallone. "It's all written on your behind who you're going to marry, love affairs, health--and most important of all in Hollywood, whether you're going to have a successful career." "It may sound crazy," notes "top astrologer and palmist" Anthony Carr, "but I think she's on to something with this."
It's unclear whether it could have been predicted by a good rump-reading from Mom, but Sly Stallone leads the pack of celebrities having meltdowns over seemingly innocuous slights this month. The Enquirer reports that while shooting a movie in Vancouver, British Columbia, the actor "went Rambo" and threw a meal of hot chicken, French fries, and coleslaw out the door of his trailer, splattering a "shocked crew member." Stallone apparently flipped out because, like everyone else in Hollywood, he's on a no carbohydrate diet. "When I say I want a f-----g chicken, I want a f-----g chicken!" Stallone reportedly screamed. "I want ONE chicken!" (Stallone apparently missed the Enquirer's story claiming that the no-carb, high-protein diet that slimmed Jennifer Aniston down is dangerously unhealthy and "could even be fatal.")
I wonder if she picks stocks?
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