Shy Guy
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful
woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering
up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks,
tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with
you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No,
I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar
is now staring at them.
Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely
embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him
and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm
sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate
student in psychology and I'm studying how people
respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What
do you mean, $200?" |
