ACTUAL Announcements Taken from Church Bulletins:
1) Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.
2) Thursday night-Potluck Supper.
Prayer and medication to follow.
3) Remember in prayer the many who
are sick of our church and community.
4) For those of you who have children
and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
5) The rosebud on the altar this morning
is to announce the birth of
David Alan Belzer, the sin of
Rev and Mrs Julius Belzer.
6) This afternoon there will be a
meeting in the south and north
ends of the church. Children
will be baptized at both ends.
7) Tuesday at 4pm there will be
an ice cream social. All ladies
giving milk will please come early.
8) Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy
Society will meet. Mrs Jones will
sing "Put Me in my Little Bed'
accompanied by the pastor.
9) Thursday at 5pm there will be a
meeting of the Little Mothers
Club. All wishing to become
Little Mothers, please see the
minister in his private study.
10) This being Easter Sunday,
we will ask Mrs Lewis to come forward
and lay an egg on the altar.
11) The service will close with
"Little Drops of Water". One of the
Ladies will start (quietly) and the
rest of the congregation will join in.
12) Next Sunday, a special collection
will be taken to defray the
cost of the new carpet. All those
wishing to do something on the
new carpet will come forward
and get a piece of paper.
13) The ladies of the church
have cast off clothing of every kind
and they may be seen in
the church basement Friday.
14) A bean supper will be held on
Tuesday evening in the church
hall. Music to follow.
15) At the evening service tonight,
the sermon topic will be "What
is Hell?" Come early and listen
to our choir practice.
16) Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm
at the First Presbyterian
Church. Please use large double
door at the side entrance.
17) The 1991 Spring Council
Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
18) Pastor is on vacation.
Massages can be given to church secretary.
19) 8 new choir robes are currently
needed, due to the addition of
several new members and to the
deterioration of some older ones.
20) Mrs Johnson will be entering the
hospital this week for testes.
21) The Senior Choir invites any
member of the congregation who
enjoys sinning to join the choir.
22) Please join us as we show our
support for Amy and Alan who is
preparing for the girth of their first child.
22) Scouts are saving aluminum cans,
bottles and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
23) The Lutheran Men's group
will meet at 6pm. Steak, mashed
potatoes, green beans, bread
and dessert will be served for a
nominal feel.
24) The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing
campaign slogan last Sunday:
"I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours." |
