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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: The Rabbit who wrote (2434)9/14/1999 5:51:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis   of 2733
 
A man walks into a bar and yells: "QUICK! Give me a glass of
beer before IT gets started!"

A bartender says: "What started? What are you talking about?"

"No questions. Just give me the beer, faster!" He drinks the
beer and screams again: "One more, hurry up! Before it gets
started!"

"What started?"

"Nevermind! Give me my beer!" He drinks the second glass and
continues: "Third glass! Faster! Before it gets started! Do
it!"

Finally, the bartender asks: "Hey, pal. Are you gonna pay?"

"Shit! It's started..."
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