A proud Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar, announcing that
his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby boy" weighing 20 pounds.
WOW! (Congratulations from all around...)
Two weeks later the Texan returned to the same bar. The bartender recognized
him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby boy that
weighed 20 pounds at birth? How much does he weigh now?" The proud father
answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender said, "Why, what happened? After
all, he weighed 20 pounds when he was born!" The proud Texas father took a
long, slow pull on his longneck Bud, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve,
leaned into the bartender and proudly said, "We just had him circumcised!" |
