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To: The Philosopher who wrote (2432)	9/14/1999 7:06:00 PM
From: Edwarda	of 2733

How the Media Would Cover the Apocalypse USA Today: WE'RE DEAD. The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS. National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN? Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE. Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE. Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER. Wired: THE LAST NEW THING. Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR. Readers Digest: ‘BYE. Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS? TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR! Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW “ARMAGEDDON” DIET! America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES. Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE. Microsoft's Web Site: If you didn't experience the rapture, download software patch RAPT777.EXE.

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