My --HORMONES, did you say? My hormones?? I DON"T THINK SO.
The event to which you are eristically referring and one which I remember quite distinctly, for I am hormonally extremely well-balanced, as anyone who knows me well will attest, so don't pull that male chauvinist crap with me, my dear, now what was I saying-
oh yes- and possessing auditory discrimination far superior to most mere mortals, there is no doubt at all in my mind that what you said was that you found the topic of cat calonicals worthy of the most discriminating action on your part and...oh wait.. was it canonicals..oh, maybe it was cat canonicals, although that certainly seems a bit silly- wait -it was-- caterwauling canonicals... yes- of course...you were most unhappy with the the Bishop's chanting of the Mass in church that Sunday, and quite unkindly referred to him as a tomcat in canonical garb caterwauling on a fence, and that any discriminating puss in heat would- well, I'm sure you remember it clearly now and will admit that I was right. |
