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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Barney who wrote (1638)9/16/1999 9:01:00 AM
From: Susie924  Read Replies (2) of 2380
 
> NOT ONLY THE LONELY
> _____________________
>
>A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.
>"Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
>
>"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
>
>"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the
>ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them
>away."
>
>"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to
>work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up
>and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a
>good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say
>it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women
>buzzing all around you."
>
>The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the
>office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the
>same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not
>work?" asked the doctor.
>
>"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed
>some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous
>looking women."
>
>"So, what's your problem?"
>
>"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."
>
>
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