OFFICIAL PLUVIA STAT'S ON STOCK PERFORMANCE AFTER COMPANIES HAVE BEEN LE-RACKED...
Mssr. Pluvia: I wonder if I might impinge upon your statistical department to compile a database which shows the performance of a companies post being Lerached. It would be most interesting to any remaining longs, I should think.
The official Pluvia statistical books, held appropriately in Greenwich England by the worlds official keeper of time, show the following stock performance results 6 months after having been accused of and sued for fraud by the WORLDS LARGEST CLASS ACTION LAWFIRM, Milberg Weiss Bershad Hynes & Lerach LLP... 1-800-320-5081
Within 3 days of being served, 98% of these companies issue a press release with the following statement:
"The company along with its officers, promoters and criminal scumbags, who together who pumped the stock price up so they could sell the stock they acquired at pennies for millions, believes the lawsuit is completely without merit and intend to defend it vigorously."
These same officers, directors, promoters and criminal scumbags then take an abrupt 8 month vacation to Costa Rica, where they live nicely of their phatt company supplied vacation plan.
Upon the conclusion of their vacation, using the company supplied phone card, they phone in their resignation from the company owned Mercedes, using the company owned car phone parked in front of the company owned Costa Rican Villa...
They then live nicely on the proceeds of their multi million dollar stock sale...
Meanwhile, the price of the company's stock drops into the toilet reflecting the fact that there were no real assets in the company, only schmoke and mirrors... |
