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To: Knighty Tin who wrote (67820)	9/17/1999 9:48:00 AM
From: Les H	Read Replies (1) of 132070

Gore Dumps 'Family Values' Approach for 2000 Campaign WASHINGTON, DC - Vice President Al Gore today announced that he will be abandoning the 'Family Values' approach in his bid for the White House. Claiming that 'Family Values' are foreign to Democrats, Gore said, "It's like wearing your shoes on the wrong feet. No matter how hard you try to get used to them, they still feel awkward." Rumor has it that the Vice President is planning to have an affair with one of his interns. Said one Gore campaign strategist, "We had to find a way to make the Vice President look more 'hip' and 'vogue'. We thought that a nice tawdry affair with a young lady on his staff should do the trick. We'll deny it. The Republicans in Congress will start an investigation and bidda banga boom, the Vice President takes a commanding lead in the polls. He then wins the White House. It can't fail." No word yet on which intern has volunteered for the affair. BNN will keep you posted as information becomes available.

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