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To: Susie924 who wrote (1644)	9/17/1999 1:12:00 PM
From: Barney	of 2380

LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano. Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3.5 BD floppy You hoped nobody found out! Compress was something you did to the garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while! Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode! Cut - you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu! I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead! [Author Unknown]

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