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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Edwarda who wrote (11575)9/17/1999 5:56:00 PM
From: c.horn  Read Replies (1) of 62554
 
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto,
the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our
engines has failed.There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will
take an hour longer
than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."

Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine
has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours.
But don't worry.We can fly just fine on two engines."

An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has
failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours.
But don't worry. We still have one engine left."

A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next
seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up
here all day!"
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